You’ve probably already heard the news, patriots. Netflix, the company long associated with the Obamas, has gone fully woke and donated $7 million to the Kamala Harris campaign. In return, the American people canceled subscriptions at an alarming rate and the company lost billions in market cap overnight.
Unfortunately, there’s no credible source to back any of the stories up. We asked Netflix Director of Democrat Propaganda, Joe Barron, and he told us he’s questioning the whole thing.
“I’m not so much questioning it as calling it complete and utter bullhonkey,” said Barron, “Netflix couldn’t care less if the MAGA cult that swore they canceled their subscriptions because Obama swear they’re canceling them again. These aren’t serious people. They’re morons.”
I think he was calling us names, patriots, but there’s no way to know for sure. He may think we don’t matter, but little does he know, we only canceled them last time in spirit, like when we boycotted the NFL except for on Sundays. And sometimes Mondays. And the occasional Thursday night game.
Netflix is finding out the hard way that when your co-founder makes a private donation that has nothing to do with the company, idiots will make them pay with fictional boycotts of something they don’t have because it’s not on basic cable or Dish Network. “Boomer TV isn’t our area,” said Barron, “We simply don’t care.”
That’s a bold take, patriots. It should be fun to watch them go broke. God Bless America.
It seems like the internet is always abuzz with rumors and fake news, especially when it comes to big companies like Netflix. The latest story making the rounds is that Netflix donated $7 million to the Kamala Harris campaign and as a result, millions of Americans canceled their subscriptions, causing the company to lose billions in market value overnight. But is there any truth to this? According to Netflix Director of Democrat Propaganda, Joe Barron, it’s all a bunch of nonsense. “I’m not sure where these stories are coming from, but they’re completely false,” said Barron. “Netflix has no involvement in political campaigns and certainly didn’t donate $7 million to anyone.” So why are people so quick to believe these rumors? It could be that in today’s hyper-partisan climate, some are all too eager to believe anything negative about a company associated with the Obamas. But the reality is that Netflix couldn’t care less about the political affiliations of their subscribers. As Barron put it, “We’re in the business of entertainment, not politics. Our focus is on providing quality content for our viewers, not getting involved in divisive political campaigns.” So, patriots, rest assured that your Netflix subscription is safe from any alleged political donations. And remember, always fact-check before believing everything you read online. Stay informed and stay skeptical. God Bless America.
The impact of fake news and rumors in today’s digital age cannot be understated. It seems like every day there is a new story spreading like wildfire across social media, causing chaos and confusion. The recent rumor about Netflix donating $7 million to the Kamala Harris campaign is a perfect example of how quickly false information can spread.In a statement from Netflix Director of Democrat Propaganda, Joe Barron, he made it clear that these rumors are baseless and unfounded. Netflix, as a company, does not involve itself in political campaigns and certainly did not make any donations to a political candidate. So why do these rumors persist and gain traction?One possible explanation is the current political climate, where polarization and distrust run rampant. People are quick to believe anything negative about a company associated with a particular political figure, such as the Obamas. But we must remember to approach these stories with a critical eye and fact-check before jumping to conclusions.At the end of the day, Netflix is in the business of entertainment, not politics. Their goal is to provide quality content to their subscribers, regardless of their political beliefs. So, rest assured, your Netflix subscription is safe from any imaginary political donations.In a world filled with misinformation, it’s crucial to remain informed and skeptical. Don’t believe everything you read online, and always seek out reliable sources before forming an opinion. Together, we can combat fake news and ensure that the truth prevails. Stay vigilant, patriots, and remember to fact-check before you react. God Bless America.
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Source: Tampa Bay Times
